It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
We were all alone,
Just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,?
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,.
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it
I felt no shame..
All of a sudden,
the white stuff came!

At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

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Now, what were you thinking??!!